 Ensign Slaughter
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 Profile
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| Alignment | Good |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | SPORK agent |
| Allies | SPORK |
Ensign Slaughter is a red headed commando who works for the super team S.P.O.R.K..
He appears to be a British stereotype, drinking tea and frequently saying things like "Tally-ho!"
He is the weakest of the members of S.P.O.R.K. as he can't even lift an ordinary power cord and has to drag it. He is sometimes used as a club by Cod Commando. He also translates for Cod Commando. His translation skills seems to be the only reason he is on the team.